if it were:
February 4th, March 10th, April 15th, etc. etc.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?
Yankees over Twins Rangers over Rays Giants over Braves Reds over Phillies
Yankees over Rangers Giants over Reds
Yankees over Giants MVP - Mark Teixeira / CC Sabathia
This reminds me of a time when I was younger. I was naive and you were singing, “Some day everything you want will be waiting for you.” And I wish that was the truth. Yea, I wish that was the truth.